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667 Ways to F*ck Up My Life

By Lucy Woodhull

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Sometimes, there’s nowhere to go but f*ck up…

If you love Broad City and Bridget Jones, you’ll adore Dagmar Kostopoulos…and her colossal f*ck-ups.

Twenty-something Dag has always been the ‘perfect’ woman. Responsible, honest to a fault, hard-working. Even her bras are no-nonsense. And for what?  Her boyfriend dumps her for being boring, and her boss fires her for not sucking on his nether regions to get promoted.  What’s a perfectionist overachiever to do?  A complete one-eighty.

To heck with rules—Dag orchestrates a spectacular fall from grace by deciding to ruin her life exactly six-hundred-sixty-six times, and finally has a little naughty fun. Some scandalous Spandex and a few bar lies later, tame little Dagmar becomes Giselle, ballsy siren.

The wild thing is…it works!  Dag gets a better job and meets the sexiest man she’s ever known. Well, Giselle meets him. Dagmar doesn’t exist. Except that she does, and her escapades just became a ticking time bomb, one that might blow her heart to smithereens.

Join Dag for her irresistible and hilarious f*ck-ups, because every good girl needs to inject a little bad girl sizzle into her veins.

Reader Advisory: This book contains a scene of drink spiking. There are also references to drink spiking and drug-assisted rape as well as scenes of sexual harassment.

General Release Date: 16th August 2016

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Heat Rating: Sizzling  
Format: EBOOK  
ISBN: 978-1-78651-053-2
Sexometer: 1  
Word Count: 81,758
Language: English
Book Length: SUPER NOVEL
Pages: 250
Genres: CHICK LIT
CONTEMPORARY
EROTIC ROMANCE

About the author
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Lucy Woodhull

Lucy Woodhull has always loved le steamy romance. And laughing. And both things at the same time, although that can get awkward. Her motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you'll short-circuit your Kindle."

That's why she writes funny books, because goodness knows we all need to escape the real world once in a while.

She believes in red lipstick, equality, and the interrobang. Lucy daydreams in Los Angeles with her husband and a very fat cat who doesn't like you.

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  Reviewed by The Romance Reviews

667 WAYS TO F*UCK UP MY LIFE was funny as hell from beginning to end... every page was a look at the silly, goofball side of life that we all wish could happen after deciding to just say FUCK IT!!!...

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  Reviewed by Kim Roberts

This book is a must-read for anybody who's ever had, "One of those days," or, "One of those lives..." That's much of the population, I dare say! Dagmar is such an engaging, relatable, and hilarious...

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